O meni: When we were all locked down in the early days of COVID, and folks were watching “Tiger King” and baking sourdough bread, I decided to write an erotic novel. My book is based on my sexual experiences – and I also read over 40 books about the mechanics of sex, sexuality, fantasies, Tantra, and more. I read the original Kinsey Reports, Masters & Johnson, “My Secret Garden” about sexual fantasies, books on Tantra and Taoist sexual practices, and current books like “Bonk” and “Becoming Cliterate.” My book --- "From This Night, Forever More" -- is filled with such things as the Coital Alignment Technique (CAT), recipes for cooking or making cocktails with semen, and a full understanding of the under-the-skin parts of the clitoris. It's 600 pages long and available through Amazon. Conventional wisdom says that men are turned on by images, and words turn women on. I expected my book would be bought by women. Some did buy it and wrote great reviews, but I was disappointed with the sales. Then someone suggested I make horny men aware of my book, and one of the best places to find horny men is on Reddit. I was photographed in the nude, my face obstructed by my book, and posted the images on Reddit. I expected a few older dudes and a bunch of trolls to contact me. Boy was I wrong! I received, and continue to receive, hundreds of messages from men all over the world – as well as some women, couples, and a throuple. I gradually became more adventuresome with my photos, and, inevitably, men contacted me about hooking up. Some of these men lived in Hawaii, while most were either visiting tourists or members of the military. I spend considerable time personally answering all the messages – and have added content to X and other platforms. It has occurred to me that it's time to offer gentlemen a fast track into my bed so also added my profile to Tryst. I am not young. I don’t shave or wax my pussy. I am English, with an English accent, and the lovely smooth skin and scent of an English rose. I love sex, and I love gently helping gentlemen to understand what turns me on – in the knowledge this will enhance their cocksmanship in the future. Mahalo!