Just seen the fat slag, husband going away for a couple of days, bring your mate's round in the morning I need loads of cock,… Pročitajte više

I didn't tell you how I got on with the shopping women daughter in law, well I gets to her address and knocks on the door, says your mother in laws says you are having trouble with your car, well she says no, so why am I here, its like this she tells me you make her very happy, she also said you are big in the trouser department, oh she did. did she, so what you are saying you would like to see if she telling you the truth errrrr yes. ok so I drops my trouser and leaving my boxers on, right on your knees in front of me, now pull my boxers down, my cock hit her in the face, oh my god, she said… Pročitajte više

I just fancied a old pussy to fuck tonight, so I text a old women I hadn't fucked for a bit, Hi are you in tonight? yes. can I call, yes. but can you wait till I've watched the soaps, because I know if you are calling you want to fuck me, well yes. I love your body you know that, she's 76 thin nice tits and a lovely fanny, I've fucked her arse a couple of times, OK bring some lube, you don't use lube, I want you to fuck all my holes, you mean you want me to take your bum too, yes and I want to swallow that cock, not one for mincing her words, how do you want me dressing gown knickers off,… Pročitajte više

Slag across the road part 3 me 3 mates and a four legged friend… Pročitajte više

Fat slag across the road part 2 Pops over this morning she opens the door I walk in, and say right slag I told you to have fuck all on, but I haven't look she open her dressing gown, she's nude under it, I said nothing on when you answered the door, but it could have been anybody, yes it could, now show me your cunt lets see if you have shaved it for me, she lifts her belly and yes her cunts shaved, Right I've invited the two mate's you let fuck you in the ladies toilets, so all three of us are going to use you as fuck meat, no please, you wasn't saying that the first time they fucked you,… Pročitajte više

Fat slag across the road, Just gets back from the shops getting out of the car and the slag from across the road comes running over, help she says she still got a dressing gown on, Can you come and help I got water all over in the kitchen, ok I'll have a look well the tap had come apart, and waters squirt to the ceiling I turn the water off, she was wet I could see her nipples hard under her wet gown, its was only a thick dressing gown, I could see a small pair of knickers she was wearing, Right let me get some tools and I'll put the tap back together save you buying a new one, you had bett… Pročitajte više

Well I'm back this morning for some more fun, get there and knocks she lets me in and says my daughter in laws here again, she go to make me a drink and as soon as she's gone her daughter in law say so you are here again, yes why, she must like you, or is it your cock I looks ang smiles, so you are taking her to bed, what do you think, you dirty bugga you are fucking my mother in law, yes and you want to know something, go on, I would love to fuck you too, with that I got up from the chair and walked across and her, what are you doing, feel this wow thats a big one, yes and I want to use it o… Pročitajte više

The old lady I met in a shop paid for her shopping and fucked her, well I rang her this after and I'm going to meet her in the morning, I've told her to be ready no bra and no fucking knickers watch this space, Well last time I got your cock in her bum and she said take it please not there, well lets see if I can cum in her bum this time Well I calls round this morning , knocks on the door and she opens it, come in, my son and his wife are in the living room, So I follows her in. this is that nice man who I was telling you about with the shopping. hello I says, her sons says hello and so does… Pročitajte više

I had to nip in to town this morning, then I remembered I hadn't seen Pat for a bit, I have to pass hers on my way, so I rings her, Hi Pat any change I can call I'm about ten minutes away put the kettle on, yes you can tea will be ready, ok see you in a bit, I wonder if she knows I want to call for a fuck? She's a older women mid seventy's slim body big tits, but she got a right mouth on her, I'll carry of this story later when I get back, lets see if I get to fuck her, I normal do, she one of these that's like to suck cock but doesn't let you cum in her mouth, she also loves to lay on the b… Pročitajte više

I fancy a fuck tonight so I rang a old lady I know she 79 now, but don't get me wrong she still loves cock, the last time, I went to meet her she left the door unlock so in I goes locks it behind me, she sat in the chair , HI you ok yes we you, I will be in a minute, gives her a kiss and says god I want to fuck you, lifts her top plays with her tits and sucks her nipples, then I pulls down her trousers and knickers feels her cunt, she slides down in the chair so I Licks her out making her cum, I gets out my cock and puts it in her mouth she starts to suck me off and I face fuck her, Then we g… Pročitajte više

I goes round to Karen's wondering what I will find, I knock's there's no answer, I tries the door its open so in I goes shut the door I could here a noise upstairs. so I locks the door, and goes upstairs, The noise is coming from Karen bedroom the door was open a little bit, So pushed the door and what a view, Karen's got her head on the edge of the bed mum over her and there both moo moo munching, I waved my finger in front of my mouth to tell Karen not to say a word, Mums cunt was open and really wet, with Karen's licking, fuck I was undress in 30 seconds my cock was as hard as fuck, I lo… Pročitajte više

I rang Karen in the afternoon, told her who I was she did say oh hello I didn't know who was ringing, Anyway we chatted on the phone and we arranged to meet at about 7:30 tonight, I told her not to say anything to the mother in law if she wanted a regular bit of fun, ok she said that's fine I'm looking forward to this its been a long time and I love sex. I was thinking don't we all, anyway I gets to her address and knocks on the door, she wearing a white dressing gown, she invites me in and says I'm just going to have a whisky would you like one, yes please I says, I think she'd had a few, a… Pročitajte više

I need to pop out this morning, oh I can call at the mother in laws on the way back, I've fucked her for a long time now, Anyway off I goes gets done what I need to do, I'd got the spare key for her door, so I lets myself in, I couldn't see her in the house, so I shouts anyone in, yes I'm in the utility room, so I stand at the door watching her, you ok mum, yes dear what have I done for you a call, nothing I've been out and call for a chat and a cup of tea, oh right I'll be done in here in a minute, by this time I'm looking at you big fat arse bent over the washing machine, she wiggling it abo… Pročitajte više

This morning I'm at work in the store room, I heard the door open, and standing there is Natalie or should I say Nat as we call her, Morning are you ok, yes thanks are you, yes I'm fine, and happy new year, happy new year she says, and walks over to me puts her arms round me and says, can I have a new year kiss, well of course I'm wanted to get close for a long time, yes I know you have, OH how do you know, I could tell by the way you look at me, undressing me, lol yes that's true, I puts her a kiss on her lips, she looks at me and says I think we can do better then that, So there we are ne… Pročitajte više

About 3 months ago I met a old couple she wanted to fuck I was looking in my little black book for names of women I could go & fuck, I came to the one that said old couple, So I looked at it for a couple of minutes then I rang the number I told him who I was & wondered if his wife would like to meet, He said wait a minute I will ask her tell her who u are, he came back to the phone & said yes his wife would love to meet again, we decided to meet for breakfast Saturday morning, I was there early & order a coffee & sat reading the paper, when the old could got there, I got… Pročitajte više

Met a old lady in a shop Just had some fun with a old women, I called for a sandwish in a corner shop & she was in front of me, big arse big tits, didn't look back anyway the bloke behind the counter rang her shopping in the till, oh dear she says I'm 10 ten pounds short he said put something back, but I am having company for tea she says it means me coming back, So I says to her are u going home now from here yes she says well I will pay the ten pounds can u give it me back if I give u a lift home,Yes I can so I paid the ten quid & took her home I follow her in with her bags & pu… Pročitajte više

Threesome Last night me & two mates went out in the pubs in Rotherham, in one of the pubs I spotted a women that I had fucked before & she was well pissed, So I went over & said, Hi Jackie how are you, I;m ok thanks a little pissed, I would say more then a little & laughed she ask me to buy her a drink ok what do you want I'll have a double whisky she says with a laugh so I goes to the bar leaving Jackie to chat to my mates, When I got back one mate says to me she's some nice tits I hadn't noticed but she was also wearing some legging that showed her camal toe looks like a n… Pročitajte više

The slags flat mate from rotherham Well my fuck buddy had gone to work & i was laid in bed, her flat mate was in the other bedroom I had fucked her before I thought, let me go & get in bed with her, I open her door & walk in got in bed with her put my arm around & said are u awake I had my hand on her tit, yes she said I can feel your hard cock on my bum, I guess u want to fuck me, Yes would be nice, I put my hand on her cunt & rubbed my finger down her crack straight into her, she was already wet I'm going to enjoy this I said, sucking on her tit, we kissed with me finger… Pročitajte više

Grab a granny night On thursdays some of the lads & me go round the town, its what was called grab a granny night years gone by, anyway we started off at 9pm in the pubs chatting having a laugh & drinking we then more on to the night club, we had been inside about a hour, then I so a gang of about ten women when I looked harder I was surprised to see I know all of them from my job, I said to the mates I would be back in a minute, one lad said where are you going, I told them that, I know all then I just going to say hello, well lads being lads of course I got the reply but you can't g… Pročitajte više

So I'm bored today and then I remember Sylvia, I haven't seen her for about 6 months, she 75 big tits, arse not bad, and she's losted most of her fanny hair, So I gives her a ring, Hi Sylia its Chairy, not been and seen you for bit are you ok, yes thanks dear, you going to put the kettle on if I call round, yes I can do, so I jumps in the car and sets off, When I gets there I knocks on the door and walks in, she's in the kitchen locked the door love, ok I turns the keys, now I'll make you a drink, I'm standing there thinking I'm going to enjoy this, she knows what I'm here for lock the door… Pročitajte više