Bad Gramma

Oh, what a night. I just love an evening on the town. The Met, the Symphony, the museums.

Oh, I always have so much fun with you. You're such a gentleman. Of course, until we get home.

I know you don't like the full-length ball gowns because you can't see the pantyhose stockings that the ladies are wearing.

I thought I'd let you see some stocking now. And my slip. Look at that bright slip under the sheer dress.

The pantyhose, the stockings, just waiting to wrap around your head.