BBW and Big Dude

So what'd you call me over here for? It's not like I've said on the phone.

Honey, it was so horrible. I got dressed up and like...

I can see that!

I bought new shoes, I did my hair, I did my makeup, I bought like an expensive outfit, and I called him and he was supposed to come over, and I waited and waited and waited, and he just didn't show up.

And then my girlfriend calls me, and he was at her neighbor's house.