British dirty talk and stinky farts

Alright loser, so today I thought I'd call you over because I've been eating lots and

lots of food today and I am very full of gas and I know that you love your stinky farts

coming out of my arse don't you. So I thought I'd give you a nice little treat today and

send some your way so you can get your nose right up at the sexy arse and then smell the

fragrance of my sexy farts, my disgusting stinky farts. So are you ready? I'm going