Bursting for a piss after getting home with some groceries

Hello, how's things with you? I am busting for the loo. I'm gonna go find a running light

and it probably means I'm gonna wet myself now. Right, let's turn all the lights on.

All the lights, all the lights. And I'll be over there.

Ooh, ooh, ooh. Fuck me, fuck me. I'm sure some of you would like to do that.

Righty-ho. Ooh, ooh, ooh.