Do you have a boy named Craig?

"Hey, what's going on?"

"Nah, nothing dude."

"Nah, fuck yeah, we went out last night and didn't get shit again, you know, and I don't know what it is man, I can't get laid for my life."

"Well, no, I've never... e*****s."

"Yeah, well I've heard of them, but I never thought about calling one."