Kako pišati kad si tvrd kurac i želiš drkati kad se probudiš s ogromnim jutarnjim drvom

What do you do when you have an erection, you want to masturbate, and you need to pee at the same time? Do you also always have a massive erection every morning, to the point that the first thing you want to do to start your day is to masturbate like crazy and ejaculate to relieve yourself? But that's without counting on the irresistible and urgent urge to pee that comes along with the morning erection. Stuck between two desires, that's the double whammy that all guys suffer. So cruel, and yet so good!