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It's February 13th a day many are now calling

Desperation day it's kind of a thing and you walking around saying you're a gooey romantic. It comes across a bit desperate

What's desperate about knowing what you want, but life is really short Bonnie

Who wants to spend Valentine's Day alone distracting yourself from the fact that nobody loves you with some sad little activity

Um, or you could be in the 47th semi-annual laser tag tournament in Poughkeepsie