One or two

Total quality, number one.

Oh, look at it, brilliant.

No, no, no, no, lie number two is, uh, is the cat's whiskers.

Yeah, and so what I said is you're a complete dickhead to think you're better than me and you've got number ones like I've always had.

That is the number one that I've got. The nice dickhead. That's the thing, that's the thing about her, innit?