Our Ultraviolet Experiment

When you see documentaries about hotel inspectors or CSI technicians examining a hotel room, they usually have a UV flashlight. They turn off the room lights, turn on the UV lights, and we typically see semen stains on the bedspread, chair, toilet seat, and walls. Semen seems to glow white in UV light. So that got us thinking -- would fresh cum, when ejaculating, glow like white molten lava? That would look great on film. So we bought a couple of UV lights and started filming and jerking off.