The Horny House Sitter

And well, my dad volunteered me, knowing that I was between apartments at the moment and

was just getting ready to start college at UC Santa Barbara and wasn't having much luck.

So he suggested I cover for a few months or so.

And well, I was all too happy to oblige, and it really does help me out.

And of course, my dad knew I didn't know too many people in the area, so he knew I