Fucked for Grades

So, Faye, I'm sorry to tell you, but we're going to have to expel you.

Please don't. I mean, I've already been to so many schools. My parents are going to kill me. Please don't expel me.

But, Faye, this is like your tenth reprimand. We cannot continue this behavior.

I swear I'll straighten out my behavior. I just, I don't want to go to boarding school. Please do not expel me. I'll do anything.

I really don't believe you.